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Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Announcement before lifting off on airplanes?
I was just reading magazines about planes/aircrafts.. and was just wondering.. what would passengers of the flight's reaction would be if the pilot/air stewardess of the plane would announce something like this: "Welcome to Air Pacific, the Jolly Airline. Our deluxe 757 is equipped with a number of safety features to use in case of an emergency, such as our fuel tanks explode, and we crash like a fiery ball into the sea. You'll find life jackets under your seats. In the event of a water landing, they will keep you afloat, unless you are seized by a giant squid, and dragged screaming beneath the waves. Thank you for choosing Air Pacific. You have well over a forty percent chance of landing safely. Enjoy your flight." other then the usual:" We are taking off soon, Please buckle up for safety and enjoy your flight." i think no one would like to travel again.. haha.. but i was just wondering.. enjoy your week guys!!
-dafallen-
Labels: Airplane
Posted On 8:55 PM